Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the
>> American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. He spoke for
>> almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every Native
>> American’s
>> present standard of living, should HE one day become the President. He
>> referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed ‘YES’ for every
>> Indian issue that came to his desk for approval.
>> Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan he seemed
>> most
>> enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his ‘red sisters and
>> brothers’. At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the
>> Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name –
>> Walking
>> Eagle.
>> The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
>> A
>> news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to
>> select the new name had given to the Senator. They explained that
>> Walking
> Eagle is the name given to a” bird so full of shit it can no longer fly”.